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Teletubbies The colourful heroes are DBS checked, and despite getting the all-clear, a risk assessment decides that the small child probably shouldn’t live in the sun anymore.

Bob the Builder New health and safety legislation forces Bob to hire an administrator. Yes he can fix it, but the paperwork is a nightmare.

The Wombles All wombles must now wear fluorescent jackets and complete a four-day induction to show them how to use litter pickers properly.

Fireman Sam Sam manages to save Dillis’ café from burning down, but discovers it was deliberate arson and an insurance scam.