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Summer transfer speculation The recent appearance of Youthwork’s job advertisements has created a cacophony of conjecture about the future of the current staff. While we can confirm that the internet rumour linking Phoebe with a £30 million move to Real Madrid is unfounded, we are still hoping Lionel Messi will agree to be next year’s intern.

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Exams Deputy editor Phoebe spent much of May and June helping her youth group to revise. Now she keeps waking up in a cold sweat, after a recurring nightmare about a science exam that she hasn’t revised for. We now have a periodic table wall chart in our office, just as a precaution.

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90s Pop Journalist and man-child Jamie was on board the nostalgia train this month after discovering that work experience girl Hannah didn’t know that Justin Timberlake used to be in a band and was once part of the hottest couple in showbiz. His month consisted of listening to Steps, S Club 7 and perhaps most tragically B*witched. Editor Martin now feels about a million years old.

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Blisters After completing a frankly quite straightforward sounding 36 mile walk for charity, Martin has been complaining non-stop of various endurance-related ailments. Sympathy from the rest of the office has been minimal, on the basis that these injuries were earned ON A WALK.

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Playing tough Designer and staff iron man Lloyd completed the Tough Mudder self-flagellation challenge as part of a team of strangers. Lloyd managed to complete the entire 12 mile course without realising that one of his team mates was a well-known pop star. As the crowds circled for autographs at the finish line, Lloyd shuffled sadly back into obscurity.